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First date
Bianca changed her shirt for the 3º time, her clothes were all on the floor, or on her bed, she looked the mirror.. light blue shirt, white skirt unbuttoned..
"shiit! i can't go like this! she will mock me forever!" she growled , and threw it on the floor,stroked her long blonde hair frustrated,  looking her almost naked body in the mirror, swallowing, and sighing.. she couldn' t hide it anymore, she had got fat.
where a few weeks before was a wonderful 1,76 m tall and slim body, now she could just see that soft, and big round thing.. first her face, with the round chubby cheeks, and dumb expression, then her arms and legs, that had got real
Moleman9000's ERBS #3: Sally Acorn vs. Mega Man
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!

…SALLY ACORN…

…VS…

…MEGA MAN!!!

BEGIN!

Mega Man:
Turn up the Beat and crank up the Bass,
So I can Mega–bust a Cap–com in this royal brat's face!
I'll call up Rush, Auto, Eddie and Roll
For an assault that'll decimate your Knothole!
I have so many games, it's hard to keep tally,
While your show, Sally, never even got a real finale!
What am I even fighting you for? Where the Hell is Sonic?
He should be my opponent; you're not iconic!
The reasons I'm superior are too many to list;
In the original games, you don't f**king exist!
You're the Mary Sue creation of a
Riley and Sheen: First Date Disaster  ~Oh the weather outside is frightful~
~But the fire is so delightful~
And since Sirius Flare has a crippling weakness to water, he has to stay inside while it comes aflood outside mount justice. The winds tore so vigorously and the onslaught of fat clusters of H2O could barely be heard through the thick sheets of steel and rock that encased the training grounds of many new heroes. If it had just been those subtle noises that revealed the presence of a rain storm, then Sheen would have been in for a shock. But no, it wasn't just that. Sheen had been here since yesterday. He had come in early yesterday morning to hook-up one of his gaming sys
Little RP thing for me and Jinxy!Little RP thing for me and Jinxy!
I know you fancy A RP thingy, so I made this =P
Feel free to start whenever the heck you want |D With whatever the heck you want =P
Ima lazy bi-atch |D

LEZ GO!!!
(I had this random idea thingy if you'd like to find out too :meow:)
HAVE SOME STUFF Mattie and Mako are Skyping eachother

Mako: Soo, Mattie, wanna come over tonight? Gray and her sister aren't gonna be home.
Mattie: Sure, what are we gonna do? :3
Mako: Oh, I'll give you a hint~ It has something to do with blankets and pillows~
Mattie: OH MY CATFISH
Mako: Yus
Mattie: WE'RE GONNA BUILD A FORT?! oUo
Mako: HELL YES!!!! >:3
-----------------------------------------------
Mako, Abz, Angie, Andry, Joanna, me and Mattie are all having a slumberparty in Abz's basement

Mako and Angie: *arguing*
Abz: I'm gonna put on music, then we shall dance and it shall be A PARTY!
Me: Hey, 9, guess what time it is!
Mattie: Party time, 10?
Me: T
Ask Sonic and FriendsMy newest fanfiction Ask Sonic and Friends

(This show’s purpose is for readers to ask their favorite Sonic characters questions that they have in mind. Please feel free to PM me some questions and I will most likely update the first actual show by tomorrow or Sunday depending on how many questions I get. I’ll need about more than 5. My OC Sapphire will get the show started so without further ado here is the first episode of Ask Sonic and Friends! Lazy title but whatever. This fic will be written in script form)
*Spotlight shines down on a large stage as the song “His World” begins to blast out loud. 5 empty seats all
SHWWD 13Me: Anybody gonna go see if he broke his spine?
nameless: Nah, he'll be fine.
Squeek: KITTY! *Runs down the stairs*
Me: Welp. I'm gonna go sleep now, I think spending too much time around you freaks is hurting my sanity.
Nameless: you say that as if you're the sane one.
Asora: Wait a minute, did you two just speak to eachother?
Me: Oh fuck, somebody delete that conversation!
~Cherry: Peace, motherfuckers. I needed to put in filler that wasn't the forth wall somewhere. Back to shipping~ 
Darren: ALRIGHT, WHO BROKE THE FOURTH WALL THIS TIME?
Me: Who do you think? Maybe the bitch that writes this? The non-blonde one?
~Squeek: I'm not blonde in real life! *Pouts*
~Cherry: Go bleach your hair.
~Squeek: It won't work.
~Cherry: I'll fucking make it work. I swear on my love for ImmortalFox.
Me: ADVANCING THE PLOT NOW. *Walks upstairs* I'm tired as fuck.
Darren: Because you know, I know stuff about the shit you keep in your lab.
Nameless: You look better as a chick anyways...*Gets closer t
Dynamic Dork Daily #2 - Game and DorkDynamic Dork Daily #2
By MoonLiteMagic45

Location: Taylor residence, Dork Fort
Scenario: It’s Game Night for the Dynamic Dorks, and it’s Blaze’s turn to host. They play Fruit Ninja until they come up with an idea of their own…

cue Blaze in the Dork Fort hooking up the Xbox 360; a few minutes later, his friends arrive

Blaze: Great to see you, mates!  Now, who’s ready for Game Night?
(All the guys cheer)
Atti: The girls have their night out, and we have a night in!  Aw, yeah! ;)
Blaze: So, what do you want to play first?
Marco: I’m thinking –
Sunny: FRUIT NINJA!! :psychotic:
Marco: I was going to s
Info on Faith Anna LeLeirName: Faith Anna Leleir (Previously: Fay Anari)
Personality/characteristics: Faith is a quiet, level headed girl who likes to think before taking action. In her past life she was shy and distant from most, but eventually opened up. Her personality hasn't really changed, however some things have. She is slow to trust someone and will often mock or pick fights with people she is actually interested in. Due to previous events she is now very hard at trusting people.
Appearance: Faith has long hair that stops at the middle of her back. Her hair is white in color and has black highlights. Her eyes are sky blue. She usually wears her "Holy army att
Fortune in Numbers Chapter 1"What act of possible stupidity are you trying to pull off now?!",Shadow demanded."Well ex-cuse me Shadow!I'm just trying to think of stuff for my birthday party!",the answer was shot back by G.U.N's least favorite technopath.Her brown eyes glared at the hedgehog before her."And since I really don't know your birthday,I was gonna have it the same day as mine!",Riley added."What?",Shadow asked,confused.

"You know,we'll both have a birthday party!On the same day,same time,same place.You'll be turning fifty-something,and I'll be about....Silver's age!Maybe.I forget.",Riley said."I would too I was dropped on my head.",Shadow muttered.Riley slapp
Get in the Basket! - CleverbotUser: You know your a leprechaun when you crave to clean gold.

Cleverbot: No, I was not aware of that. I don't really believe in leprechauns though...

User: So you don't believe in yourself then?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: O.O.

Cleverbot: Hop in my car, let's go to Burger King.

User: But I'm not hungry.

Cleverbot: But you said you were hungry.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: I told you I was hungry, and you said, 'Me too.'.

User: Nope. That wasn't me. It was a leprechaun.

Cleverbot: It wasn't a pun.

User: I said, 'LEPRECHAUN' not 'PUN'.

Cleverbot: You're 'feelings' are irrelevant to me.

User: Well, that's nice to know.... NOT!

Cleverb
Hagakure orders a pizzaPizza Guy [PG] joined chat.
Yasuhiro Hagakure [SHSLFT] joined chat.
PG: yo
PG: delivery for a yasuhiro hagakure
SHSLFT: Haha cool!!
SHSLFT: Free pizza is a divine sign, right?
PG: uh
PG: not free?
PG: 13 bucks yo
SHSLFT: I never ordered that, though!
PG: ...yeah you did
SHSLFT: Wait, what's on it pizza guy-chi?
PG: pepperoni
SHSLFT: Simple, but it soothes the soul.
PG: indeed
PG: 13 bucks
SHSLFT: How about I trade you a fortune for that pizza?
PG: ....a fortune?
SHSLFT: My readings are at most 30% accurate.
PG: ((oh god i just figured out who you are))
SHSLFT: (Ahh yeah)
PG: uh....
SHSLFT: (dang ronps crew)
PG: you sure you don't got cash man
Till Death Do We PartCharacters:
ANN: A random woman
DEAN: A random guy
MINISTER
CAPTAIN
PASSENGERS ONE, TWO, AND THREE

Setting:
A quiet airplane, with a few muttered conversations and a crying baby in the back.
Ann and Dean are sitting next to each other. Ann is gripping the armrests rather tightly and Dean is nonchalantly reading a newspaper.

CAPTAIN: (Ding.) (Over intercom.) Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have turned off the Fasten Seat Belt sign, and you may now move around the cabin. However, we always recommend keeping your seat belt fastened while you’re seated.

ANN: Good, that means we’re out of the turbulence. (
Anyone MemesPick 10 random characters.
1. Belgium
2. Prussia
3. Romano
4. France
5. Denmark
6. Germany
7. Russia
8. America
9. Spain
10. Greece

You found 1's secret stash of chocolate.
Me: Dear lord of heaven and earth, I’ve found paradise...
Belgium: *walks in, spots me, eyes wide* You...
Me: *grabs as much as possible and runs* Sorry, Belgë!
Belgium: My chocolate... *runs after*

2 confesses his love to you.
Prussia: Kesese... you’re as awesome as me. Ich liebe dich, fraü!
Me: U-uh... Can I love you back?
Prussia: *facepalm* Yes, yes you can.
Me: *holds onto Prussia* Belgium’s chocolate, Prussia’s love... how can th
Hetalia- Somalia's Mawaru Chikyuu Rondo
"Ooo A Rondo? If Italia and Roma can do it, then so can I~!"

Spinning, spinning, hand-in-hand
It's the spinning world round
Stomp your feet to the beat and carolare.
Play the oud through the night and the day.
Say, "Marhaba" to the spinning, spinning world~
"Somalia~!"

Ah..I wanna eat baa~ baa~ baasto~ Lets go~
Ah~
Hahaha~
Wait, is that Ethiopia?!
(Damn bastard! I said get off my land!)

Spinning, spinning, hand-in-hand
Make a circle round
Eat Baasto, drink tea, and cantare.
Spin, world! I am-
Somalia~!
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Orin Scrivello DDS vs. the World

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(shows Seymour and Audrey II)

Seymour: I'm so mad! :angered:

Audrey II: That's the spirit, Seymour! All you gonna do is kill him, chop him and feel him to me!

Seymour: Wait a minute?! I don't want be angry over someone who bullies me. I should bullies him or her back. I'm sorry Audrey II. *puts out an axe* I don't need you anymore.

Audrey II: Yeah-- Wait, WHAT!?!

(Seymore pounce on Audrey II and starts chopping him)

Audrey II: No! Ahh! No! That's not in the script!? No!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *head chopped off* :dead:

(shows Audrey and Orin)

Audrey: *push Orin out of her apartment* GET OUT YOU IMMATURE JERK!!

(Seymour comes out)

Seymour: There you are, Audrey!

Audrey: Oh Seymour! *jumps on Seymour's arms* That evil idiot tried to abuse me but with you, Seymour...I always be in your arms. *hugs Seymour*

Orin Scrivello DDS: HEY!! What about me!?!

Seymour: That's what you get for abusing Audrey!

Orin Scrivello DDS: WHAT?!?! Abusing?! B-but how I supposed to find a woman?!?!? *turns around*

(shows Ramona Flowers next to a stop sigh)

Orin Scrivello DDS: *smooth evil voice* Helloooooooooo baby!

(Orin run toward to Ramona)

Ramona Flowers: Uhh...hi? Do I know you?

Orin Scrivello DDS: I'm Orin Scrivello DDS but you call me doctor!

Ramona Flowers: Oookay?

Orin Scrivello DDS: So you can date and let me be you boyfriend?!

Ramona Flowers: Well...yeah but you have to defeat my 7 evil exes. *points*

(shows the 7 evil exes)

Orin Scrivello DDS: Aw crap...

[rock and roll music plays as the title card appears, Orin Scrivello DDS vs. the World]

Matthew Patel: First you have to face me and my demon hipster chicks!

Orin Scrivello DDS: Oh yeah, pirate bollywood boy! *grabs a chain and whips Matthew Patel*

[coin fell as Orin collect]

Orin Scrivello DDS: Ooooo coins!

Lucas Lee: Collecting coins, eh? What a--

Orin Scrivello DDS: HEY!! This is a kids show!

Lucas Lee: Breaking a 4th wall? Pffft! I'm the only actor.

Orin Scrivello DDS: Say, you're kind of cool by the way. Wanna be my friend?

Ramona Flowers: Hey, are you defeat him?

Orin Scrivello DDS: Oh...*turns to Lucas and point* Look over there, is that Winifred Hailey?

Lucas Lee: *turns around* Where?!

(Orin grabs Lucas' skateboard and hits him)

[SMACK!]

Todd Ingram: Well, well, well. Well isn't the crazy denist.

Orin Scrivello DDS: *drops skateboard* Well you're just a cocky-cock!

Todd Ingram: No, I'm a rockstar... *goes vegan*

Orin Scrivello DDS: And a vegan? Well be gone, ve-gone! *whips Todd*

Roxy Richter: Ve-gone?? HA! That doesn't make any sense! *puts out her katana whip*

Orin Scrivello DDS: You're gonna defeat with that?! Tough luck. *grabs Roxy with his chain whip and throw her*

(Kyle and Ken Katayanagi showed up)

Orin Scrivello DDS: *to the audience* I didn't know she dated twins...

(Kyle and Ken Katayanagi starting DJ as the twin dragons appeared and hit Orin)

Orin Scrivello DDS: *feel something glowing* Huh? *look at his chain whip* Hmmm... *in a echo voice* BLACK...ROCK...SHOOTAH!!! *zaps Kyle and Ken* *huffs nitrous oxide* *insane laugh*

(Gideon Graves showed up)

Gideon Graves: Look we got here...

Orin Scrivello DDS: Who do you mean "we"? It just you!

Gideon Graves: Well...I got nothing to say here! *wields pixel katana*

Orin Scrivello DDS: *The Power of Love appeared out of Orin's chest* I level up? *drop his chain whip and puts the Power of Love out of his chest* Well game over, jerk! *whacks Gideon as coin fell out*

[K.O.!]

???? Wait just a second!

(Snott Pilgrim shows up angry with the Power of Self-Respect)

(SNOTT PILGRIM

AGE: MIGHT AS WELL BE 6.

FUN FACT: NOT AN ACTUAL PILGRIM.)

Orin Scrivello DDS: Who are you supposed to be?

Snott Pilgrim: I'm Snott Pilgrim and you never date Ramona so let's fight!

Orin Scrivello DDS: Well...I'm not gonna fight a weak person.

Snott Pilgrim: What?

Ramona Flowers: Are you gonna fight Snott for me?

Orin Scrivello DDS: Nah. I like this other girl now.

(shows Orin and Snow sitting together in the woods)

Orin Scrivello DDS: This is really nice soooo do you like going to the denist?

Snow White: *gets up* Not really but you first have to defeat my 7 evil dwarfs to date me.

(shows the 7 evil dwarfs gowling at Orin)

Orin Scrivello DDS: I really gotta stop dating.... [the 7 evil dwarfs starts pouncing on Orin and beating him up as the segment ends]

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Orin Scrivello DDS vs. the Worldby ~LUVKitty13

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This is a crossover of Little Shop of Horrors(1986) and Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. It pop out of my brain.

Characters:
Orin Scrivello DDS
Seymour
Audrey II
Audrey
Ramona Flowers
Matthew Patel
Lucus Lee
Todd Ingram
Roxy Richter
Kyle and Ken Katayanagi
Gideon Graves
Snott Pilgrim(Scott Pilgrim)
Snow White
The 7 evil dwarfs

References:
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
BLACK ROCK SHOOTER

MAD References:
Snott Pilgrim vs. the Wonderful World of Disney

MAD (c) Warner Bros.
©2012-2013 ~LUVKitty13
Category: Literature / Scripts & Screenplays / Skits & Sketches / Comedy

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