(shows Seymour and Audrey II)
Seymour: I'm so mad!
Audrey II: That's the spirit, Seymour! All you gonna do is kill him, chop him and feel him to me!
Seymour: Wait a minute?! I don't want be angry over someone who bullies me. I should bullies him or her back. I'm sorry Audrey II. *puts out an axe* I don't need you anymore.
Audrey II: Yeah-- Wait, WHAT!?!
(Seymore pounce on Audrey II and starts chopping him)
Audrey II: No! Ahh! No! That's not in the script!? No!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *head chopped off*
(shows Audrey and Orin)
Audrey: *push Orin out of her apartment* GET OUT YOU IMMATURE JERK!!
(Seymour comes out)
Seymour: There you are, Audrey!
Audrey: Oh Seymour! *jumps on Seymour's arms* That evil idiot tried to abuse me but with you, Seymour...I always be in your arms. *hugs Seymour*
Orin Scrivello DDS: HEY!! What about me!?!
Seymour: That's what you get for abusing Audrey!
Orin Scrivello DDS: WHAT?!?! Abusing?! B-but how I supposed to find a woman?!?!? *turns around*
(shows Ramona Flowers next to a stop sigh)
Orin Scrivello DDS: *smooth evil voice* Helloooooooooo baby!
(Orin run toward to Ramona)
Ramona Flowers: Uhh...hi? Do I know you?
Orin Scrivello DDS: I'm Orin Scrivello DDS but you call me doctor!
Ramona Flowers: Oookay?
Orin Scrivello DDS: So you can date and let me be you boyfriend?!
Ramona Flowers: Well...yeah but you have to defeat my 7 evil exes. *points*
(shows the 7 evil exes)
Orin Scrivello DDS: Aw crap...
[rock and roll music plays as the title card appears, Orin Scrivello DDS vs. the World]
Matthew Patel: First you have to face me and my demon hipster chicks!
Orin Scrivello DDS: Oh yeah, pirate bollywood boy! *grabs a chain and whips Matthew Patel*
[coin fell as Orin collect]
Orin Scrivello DDS: Ooooo coins!
Lucas Lee: Collecting coins, eh? What a--
Orin Scrivello DDS: HEY!! This is a kids show!
Lucas Lee: Breaking a 4th wall? Pffft! I'm the only actor.
Orin Scrivello DDS: Say, you're kind of cool by the way. Wanna be my friend?
Ramona Flowers: Hey, are you defeat him?
Orin Scrivello DDS: Oh...*turns to Lucas and point* Look over there, is that Winifred Hailey?
Lucas Lee: *turns around* Where?!
(Orin grabs Lucas' skateboard and hits him)
Todd Ingram: Well, well, well. Well isn't the crazy denist.
Orin Scrivello DDS: *drops skateboard* Well you're just a cocky-cock!
Todd Ingram: No, I'm a rockstar... *goes vegan*
Orin Scrivello DDS: And a vegan? Well be gone, ve-gone! *whips Todd*
Roxy Richter: Ve-gone?? HA! That doesn't make any sense! *puts out her katana whip*
Orin Scrivello DDS: You're gonna defeat with that?! Tough luck. *grabs Roxy with his chain whip and throw her*
(Kyle and Ken Katayanagi showed up)
Orin Scrivello DDS: *to the audience* I didn't know she dated twins...
(Kyle and Ken Katayanagi starting DJ as the twin dragons appeared and hit Orin)
Orin Scrivello DDS: *feel something glowing* Huh? *look at his chain whip* Hmmm... *in a echo voice* BLACK...ROCK...SHOOTAH!!! *zaps Kyle and Ken* *huffs nitrous oxide* *insane laugh*
(Gideon Graves showed up)
Gideon Graves: Look we got here...
Orin Scrivello DDS: Who do you mean "we"? It just you!
Gideon Graves: Well...I got nothing to say here! *wields pixel katana*
Orin Scrivello DDS: *The Power of Love appeared out of Orin's chest* I level up? *drop his chain whip and puts the Power of Love out of his chest* Well game over, jerk! *whacks Gideon as coin fell out*
???? Wait just a second!
(Snott Pilgrim shows up angry with the Power of Self-Respect)
AGE: MIGHT AS WELL BE 6.
FUN FACT: NOT AN ACTUAL PILGRIM.)
Orin Scrivello DDS: Who are you supposed to be?
Snott Pilgrim: I'm Snott Pilgrim and you never date Ramona so let's fight!
Orin Scrivello DDS: Well...I'm not gonna fight a weak person.
Snott Pilgrim: What?
Ramona Flowers: Are you gonna fight Snott for me?
Orin Scrivello DDS: Nah. I like this other girl now.
(shows Orin and Snow sitting together in the woods)
Orin Scrivello DDS: This is really nice soooo do you like going to the denist?
Snow White: *gets up* Not really but you first have to defeat my 7 evil dwarfs to date me.
(shows the 7 evil dwarfs gowling at Orin)
Orin Scrivello DDS: I really gotta stop dating.... [the 7 evil dwarfs starts pouncing on Orin and beating him up as the segment ends]