I'm sorry, but...my brain tell me to do this....
Back in the day, when I was a little girl....I watch a 4Kids
version of Kirby Of the Stars
called, Kirby: Right Back At Ya!
. When this guy showed up, I said to myself "What the hell is that guy??" and I realize he was dubbed by Dan Green. I ask myself, "Is he a human?". But in the final episode, he was short...and adorable!
His actual appearance: [link]
Customer Service/NME Salesguy: Warpstar, Inc.