Eyes Are Tearin (Lips Are Movin parody)

[Robin Thicke]
My eyes are tearing, My eyes are tearing
My eyes are tearing, as I cry, cry, cry, baby
My eyes are tearing, My eyes are tearing
My eyes are tearing, as I cry, cry, cry, baby

Girl, look at me-- Wait, I can't rap
I am classy douchebag turning in a big sad sack
You really think I could be like Eminem (Eminem: WHAT?!)
Nah, I come from this trash
And I'm a gloomy boy, a big ol' flop
I tried win Paula back but I give up
And what I got, 530 copies
I feel so very blue

I got grinded by Miley Cyrus and sing Blurred Lines-lines-lines, lines-lines-lines, Blurred Lines-lines
I buy alot of tissues and some Haagen-Dazs-dazs, dazs-dazs-dazs

You know I cry
'Cause my eyes are tearing
Because me and my wife split up
Paula's my love, but I'm just a douchebag
Made my new album but it got flopped
Look at my face, just a tear drop
Saying please came back to me
But I don't know why
'Cause my eyes are tearing
Paula, you dress like a dude

My eyes are tearing, My eyes are tearing
My eyes are tearing, as I cry, cry, cry, baby
My eyes are tearing, My eyes are tearing
My eyes are tearing, as I cry, cry, cry, baby

[Pharrell Willams]
Hey Robbie just wipe those tears
Because you are happy, happy man
[Robin Thicke]
I'm sorry, Pharrell I tried to let it go (Elsa: Hey!)
I'm so two-faced, two-faced babe

I won a golden award at BBMAs-BMAs-BMAs, BMAs-BMAs-BMAs, BBMAS-BMAs
But Tumblr got upset and dunno why-why-why, why-why-why

You know I cry
'Cause my eyes are tearing
Because my album just flopped
Unless I won, because of Blurred Lines
I became the new Vanilla Ice
Look at my face, my lips puckered
Looking like a sad puppy
But I don't know why
'Cause my eyes are tearing
Alan thinks I'm a white Drake

(Spoken) Come on, say!

My eyes are tearing, My eyes are tearing
My eyes are tearing, as I cry, cry, cry, baby
My eyes are tearing, My eyes are tearing
My eyes are tearing, as I cry, cry, cry, baby

[Meghan Trainor]
(Spoken) Wait, Stop!
I know your wife (Pharrell and Robin: Wife?!)
She say we're divorcing (Pharrell and Robin: Divorcing?!)
'Cause you're crying and whining too much
You steal my song, and you parody it
And you became the new Bart Baker
[Robin Thicke]
Don't hit my face, or kick my own balls
Saying I'm innocent
But I don't know why
'Cause my eyes are tearing
My album's in the garage